2001-04-10 - 5:04 p.m.
Howdy from San Diego. I have been fucking sick this entire tour. Everyone is down at the beach right now except me. Poor little Wammo has to stay home from school. I feel like total dog shit. I caught walkintg pnuemonia right before we left for tour and the doctor gave me some five day miracle antibiotics. Well, it's been a week and I still feel like shit. No smoking, no drinking, no fun. Greeeeeeeat. The funny thing is, as soon as I started feeling bad, the entire band started giving me shit. It was kind of a pecking party. As soon as I showed any weakness, the shit storm started. The sharks smelled blood and started circling. So, if I end up a corpse on the roadside, it will be my sweet little Spankers who are washing their grubby little hands. No, don't take it so seriously. I'm kidding, unless of course, I don't make it back.
