2001-04-22 - 11:53 p.m.
Hey there, hi there, ho there. I'm gonna do another of my award winning, super colossal ONE MAN SHOWS in Lexington Kentucky at Lynaugh's Pub on May 16. Yes my friends, all Wammo all the time. I'm pretty stoked. Anyone that wants to travel from another town to fabulous Lexington, email me and I'll put you on the guest list. Sure, why not? Ok, here are my memories from the last Spanker tour.
1. I almost passed out on stage in San Diego, not from drinking but because I was so damn sick. The next day I woke up with a hundred dollar bill in my pocket. I have no idea how it got there. Who gave me a hundred bucks? What did I have to do to earn it? It's driving me nuts. I vaguely remember a guy handing me money but what was it for? Did he want product? Did he want sex with my sister? If you are that guy from San Diego, contact me.
2. Joey Ramone died. We're gonna miss you, Joey.
3. Matt had breakfast next to Laurence Fishburne. Breakfast with Morpheus.
4. I went to visit a guy who used to play bass for a band in Austin. He's now a big time TV writer. He owns the mansion next to Brittany Spears. Mikey and I stood in his backyard and screamed "BRITTANY! BRITTANY! I LIKE YOU!" over his fence.
That's about it. Everything else is Space Ghost Coast To Coast (I just watched the Bobcat Goldthwaite/Ramones episode). JOEY! JOEY! I LIKE YOU!
Everyone should check out GENE SIMMONS' CELEBRITY BEDROOM.
