2001-10-17 - 4:33 a.m.
Howdy neighbor,
I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisted but that's ok. I hosted a Led Zeppelin hoot night tonight. And I have to say that lot's of bands rocked but The Muff Fluffers KICKED ALL THAT ASS! All right, all right, it was just a hoot night but it was a gas to get up there and destroy. Anyway, a lot of shit has gone down in my life as of late. I went to a celebration of my Dad's retirement the other night and my Mom, my Dad and I got shit faced with Van Cliburn till the sun came up. Yes, Van Cilburn, the greatest fucking piano player in the world. And you wanna know what? He ruled! He was the most gracious, cool mother fucker I had hung out with in a long time. When we dropped him off at his house, you wanna know what he had in his garage? A white, cherry 1960 Lincoln Continental Mark V. Beautful, as if it had just rolled off of the showroom floor. Oh my fucking God, I wanted to stick my dick in the tailpipe, this car got me so hot. Ok the computer is freaking out so I gotta shut down. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAATTTTCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
