2002-04-10 - 4:08 a.m.
I'm watching The Violent Years, a torrid tale of teenage girls gone bad, written by our old friend Ed Wood Jr. The acting is amazingly atrocious. I love movies like this but it's gotta be the right night for serious schlock. Hell, they've already ripped off a gas station and raped a guy and it's only 18 minutes into the flick. Poor guy, forced to have sex with four big breasted teenage girls. Awwww.
I'll tell you about my new addiction but I gotta worn you, read this at your own risk.
I am completely hooked on the new Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce. I'm eating this stuff on everything. It's amazing, that is if you like hot stuff. And of course I love chipotle peppers and Tabasco sauce, so there ya go.
Ok it's trivia time:
1. What was Joe Friday's badge number?
2. When and where was the first drive in theater?
3. Who wrote the music for the first Cape Fear?
4. What are the trivia questions on De La Soul's seminal record Three Feet High And Rising?
5. What does pellucid mean?
Write all of your answers on the guest book. That'll be fun.
Uh oh, the girls are smashing up the school. Now they're having a shoot out with the cops. One of the girls got hit. Whoops, make that two. There's a cop down, this can't be good.
Great cars in this film. Early fifties, man. A great time for wheels. I'd love to have a car from the fifties. My buddy is selling his '59 Dodge convertible. Oh my God, that ride is so sweet. If I had 40 grand to burn, I'd buy it. Uh oh, there's only one girl left and she's standing before a judge. She's getting the big lecture for murder in the first… She got life because of her youth. Now the parents are blaming themselves. Oh shit, the girl's pregnant and in jail. Probably from the guy she raped. Uh oh, she died during childbirth but the baby girl is fine. Now the baby will be turned over to the parents who screwed up the first kid. So, the folks are getting another big lecture from the judge. Now were getting a montage flashback of all of the bad habits of the dead juvenile delinquent girls. Oh no, the judge won't let the parents have their grandbaby. She's gonna be a ward of the state. Sniff, sniff. Life is so cruel. So stay in school, kids and keep away from the bad element. Or you might end up like the heroine of our tearful story. Of course, you could end up writing in your diary at 4am.
