2002-09-16 - 2:40 a.m.
Life isn’t short. It’s looooooong, brothers and sisters, believe me. Stare at the clock for a whole minute and tell me life is short. Life gets really long when people post crappy poems on my post a poem board . Let’s have some real fucking poems! I know you bastards are out there. Let me know you’re alive. Here, I’ll write one on the fly.
One table scrap too many
The dog is a bronze whine
Cranking the Butthole Surfers really loud
Is a good way to make your significant other leave
You alone
James Brown is for dancing
Al Green is for fucking
And visa-versa
Where is the Holy Power Strip?
Where is the Mud God?
Where is the Giant Keg In The Sky?
What pathetic little self important dreams
Will sweat my rotten slumber?
None
Thank you
None
Stale pretzels attract plastic flies
And the only comfort
Is a Zippo click
Ok. that sucked but I have lots of other people’s bad poetry rolling around in my head. If you can do better, post me a good one. I need some inspiration. I’m not Atlas. I’m just Wammo, well, sorta.
